Monday, February 20, 2006

...Come And See!...

if you'll gallop on over to PizzaMan's blog ( ), you'll find that he has posted a song sung by me. now, it's not all that great, but that's just how it is when you record at two in the morning :)

Good Day...

Sunday, February 12, 2006

...Away From The Sun...

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

...Forgotten Lore...

I went walkin along the road
thought I had a heavy load
till I saw a man all wrapped in fabric
and all he said was "I Dig A Sandwich"
whatever that's supposed to mean

I forgot to write this verse earlier :)

Good Day...

Sunday, February 05, 2006

...He Said It Was A Bad Dream...

last night I had a crazy dream
had a nutty irishman without whipped cream
I didn't know what to say about that
but whipping cream does make you fat
guess I don't need it

driving down the road feeling good
a big square box fell on my hood
some kid says "it's a washer, man"
you can wash your clothes, yes you can
i said "Man! that's a dryer!"

got out of my car it was pouring rain
my little coat can't abide the strain
I found an elephant with a big huge grin
stood underneath it was dry under him
least till he walked away.

now it was pouring on me again
I was wishing I was real thin
so I could stand under a telephone wire
then the rain would drip right on by
my brother could do that

somehow I fell through the concrete walk
fell into a room where men did talk
apparently they were real bad guys,
though i'm not sure I could tell you why
oh, they wanted to kill me, that's why

I said "Hey! what you want to kill me for?
just cause i did't use the door?"
one said "No you idiot
you just fell in and broke the boss's foot
so we gotta kill you"

I said "hey boss man, what's the matter with you?
I didn't mean to fall on you"
he said "listen up you little man
I can squash you with just one hand"
I said "maybe you should try it"

well he did try, I'll tell you true
nothing he didn't try to do
but i got away and ran like heck
till I tripped on the sidewalk and broke my neck
and that was the end of my dream

now I'm still alive, as you can see
but maybe i shouldn't ought to be
I'll jump off a cliff if you want me to
see if I can make that dream come true
scary thought
for me, anyway

Good Day...

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

...A Pawn In Their Game...

by "their" of course I mean Pizza and Ludwig, who have forced my hand on this matter.

Ladies and Gentlemen (but mostly Gentlemen), I give you Ingrid Bergman

Good Day...